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The Human Race Ain’t Worth Saving Tee

The Human Race Ain’t Worth Saving Tee

$45.00 AUD
$45.00 AUD
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Congratulations — you survived another day on this dumpster fire of a planet. 🥳
Reward yourself with a tee that says what we’re all thinking: "Yup. We’re screwed."

Inspired by Sanny Veloo’s first solo single, "The Human Race Ain't Worth Saving," this shirt channels aliens, fallen angels, and every bad decision humanity has ever made — into one dangerously soft, dangerously honest design.

Perfect for when you're feeling reckless, rebellious, or just one coffee away from getting beamed up. 🚀

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) — softer than humanity’s survival odds
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — light enough to run from your problems in
  • Pre-shrunk fabric, so the only thing shrinking is your faith in society
  • Side-seamed construction + shoulder-to-shoulder taping = built tough for surviving this apocalypse in style
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Warning: May cause existential crises, unexpected abductions, and knowing nods from cool strangers.

Side effects: Feeling seen, heard, and slightly superior to the chaos around you.

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

 

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